Archive for February, 2006

On Cleanliness

Monday, February 20th, 2006

There’s something that every man or woman should know about dating: if your clothes smell like moldy cheese or your breath smells like a maggot infested zombie from Resident Evil 4, you are either

Going to have some form of bodily infection from the lack of cleanliness
Will want to scream like a little three-year-old when […]